- No bigger than a Wellie boot. “Can I chew these?”
- After a haircut. Perfect. For today…
- “You want me to give it back? Again?”
- “I am thinking very serious thoughts.”
- “Pick me up. You know you want to.”
- “No. You can’t see me. I am completely hidden”
Bertie is a black English Cocker Spaniel, and he deserves more posts, but these are the ones I’ve written so far…
Doggy Snood
A cunning invention to prevent grass seeds getting in your dog’s ears….. you weren’t really needing that old pair of black tights were you?
Also stops grubby gravy ears! Continue reading
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How old is your dog?
To redress the balance (I last posted about cats – the cat font Nekofont), this is a post about dogs. The BBC News magazine had a great article the other week about calculating your dog’s age – apparently the old adage … Continue reading
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Tagged Bertie, calculating dog's age, dogulator
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Sorry, can’t cook tonight, the dog ate my wooden spoon……oh, and I’ve just murdered your flask.
The title says it all – a catalogue of minor family disasters, and a very naughty dog who thought the wooden spoon was just so tasty he wouldn’t stop at licking it! Continue reading
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Dogs are cute, but I like cats better. Good thing there is something for everyone. ;0)